Snow White Version 1

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Synopsis:

Princess Snow White is driven from the palace by the actions of a jealous stepmother, who has ordered her death.

But due to a kindly Royal Huntsman, she escapes her terrible fate and is taken in by seven dwarfs, living in the woods. Using her magic mirror, the Queen discovers that she has been betrayed and sets out to find Snow White and finish the job herself.

However, unbeknownst to everyone, Snow White is being watched over by Fairy Light.

Roles:

10 principals plus 2 smaller roles 7 Dwarfs and a chorus with some lines.

Runtime:

All of our scripts have a runtime of under 2hrs (not including any interval) But this is very dependent on your own production and can be edited by yourselves to suit your own needs.

Music:

All of our pantomimes come with a full, suggested songs and music cues and SFX list.

Style:

Traditional British pantomime, incorporating visual comedy, slapstick and audience participation.

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CHARACTERS

SNOW WHITE
SENNA POD
MUDDLES
QUEEN DRUCILLA
ROSE
MAGIC MIRROR
PRINCE VALENTINE
KING DESMOND
HANNAH
THE SEVEN DWARFS
Prof
Dipsy
Dozy
Cranky
Merry
Titch
Bigmouth

SUPPORTING ROLES – CHORUS

Barry Trotter
Royal Huntsman
Dancers; Maids; Cooks; Lab Assistants; Animals; etc.

 

SCENE ONE

PALACE THRONE ROOM

Music cue 1: Chorus of Maids. After song ends…

Enter Muddles [SL]

MUDDLES: Hello everybody! I’m Muddles and I work here at the palace, for King Desmond and Queen Drucilla. The King’s all right, but the Queen’s a nasty piece of work. He married her after losing his first wife, and it makes me sad to see how badly she treats his daughter Snow White, and I always need cheering up afterwards. The thing that cheers me up the most, is a nice big cuddle. But I can’t always get one when I need it. [elicit sympathy] It’s sadder than that! Would you all like to give me a cuddle? I don’t have time to cuddle you all individually, so maybe you could give me a virtual cuddle instead. Whenever I come on and shout, hello everybody, you can all shout back, cuddles Muddles, and hug yourselves tight? Let’s have a practice then. [exits and re-enters] Hello everybody! Fantastic! Now, I like to keep fit as you can probably tell by my physique. See I’m just off for a quick jog round the palace grounds. See you all later! [waves and exits jogging off SR]

Enter Senna [SL] singing.

SENNA: ’Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot, like me…’

CHORUS 1: Don’t you know any other songs, Mrs P?

CHORUS 2: You’ve been singing that same one for days now.

SENNA: That’s because I’m practising it for X-Factor.

CHORUS 3: Your singing ought to be X-rated.

CHORUS 4: A bit like her cooking.

SENNA: Watch it, or I’ll put something nasty in your shepherd’s pie.

CHORUS 5: You always put something nasty in the shepherd’s pie, Senna.

SENNA: Get lost! My cooking has won loads of awards, I’ll have you know.

CHORUS 6: Bravery awards for anybody willing to risk eating it, that is.

Chorus laugh.

SENNA: Clear off you cheeky lot! [chases them off SR – spots audience] Oh, hello! Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Senna Pod, and I’m the palace cook. Most of the staff here are quite nice, apart from Hannah the Queen’s lady-in-waiting. She’s always trying to get people in trouble with the Queen. Luckily, the Queen’s too obsessed with her own looks to take much notice. Every day she stands in front of a large mirror and asked it, who is the fairest in the land. I’ve heard it’s a magic mirror that can’t tell a lie. I couldn’t have that, could you girls? What woman wants a mirror that tells her the truth?

Enter Hannah [SL]

HANNAH: There you are Senna!

SENNA: Well I’m not anywhere else, am I?

HANNAH: I want a word with you.

SENNA: What is it now, Hannah?

HANNAH: Her majesty has decided to go on the GI plan.

SENNA: What’s that then, a new corner suite from DFS?

HANNAH: No! It’s the latest healthy eating plan. GI stands for, Glycemic Index.

SENNA: How does that work then?

HANNAH: It’s all about lowering your carbohydrate intake.

SENNA: I found the best way to do that, was to lie on the floor whilst eating doughnuts. Anyway, what’s wrong with the food she’s on?

HANNAH: You mean, apart from the fact that you cook it?

SENNA: I always make sure she gets her five a day. Beans for breakfast, cabbage for lunch and sprouts for dinner.

HANNAH: Yes, and it’s costing the palace a fortune in air fresheners.

SENNA: What’s she going on a diet for anyway?

HANNAH: She wants to fit into a size ten in time for the King’s silver jubilee banquet.

SENNA: But that’s only two weeks away!

HANNAH: I know, and she expects to look like a catwalk model by then.

SENNA: Has she ever considered liposuction?

HANNAH: I don’t know, I’ll just go and tell her you asked. [turns to go]

SENNA: Don’t bother! I like my head right where it is, on top of my shoulders.

HANNAH: She’s already picked out a dress, and I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes if she can’t fit into it on the big day. [exits SL]

SENNA: See what I mean about Hannah being horrible?

Enter Rose [SL]

ROSE: Hello Senna.

SENNA: [to audience] This is Rose, Lady-in-waiting to Princess Snow White.

ROSE: Who are you talking to, Senna?

SENNA: I’m talking to that lot down there.

ROSE: [looks out] I didn’t know the palace tourist season had started already.

SENNA: I don’t think they’re tourists, Rose.

ROSE: Then what are they doing here?

SENNA: I don’t know, but the local homeless hostel has just shut down.

ROSE: Do you think they might all be from the hostel?

SENNA: Looking at them I’d say, yes. They’ve probably just come in for a warm.

Enter Snow White [SR]

SNOW W: Hello you two!

ROSE: Good morning your highness.

SENNA: [to audience] This is Princess Snow White – isn’t she lovely?

SNOW W: You’re such a flatterer Mrs Pod.

SENNA: I couldn’t flatter you enough Princess.

ROSE: Your highness, I’ve got two tickets for a…[current pop act]…concert. Would you like to come with me?

SNOW W: I’d love to Rose, but the Queen won’t allow me to leave the palace.

SENNA: A young girl like you ought to be out clubbing and enjoying yourself, not shut up in a stuffy old palace. Isn’t that right boys and girls?

Music cue 2: Enter Muddles jogging on [SL] dressed in running gear.

MUDDLES: Hello everybody!

?SENNA: Oh, look. It’s Muddles the keep-fit jerk. Jerk, being the optimum word.

MUDDLES: Fancy going for a run, Senna? [laughs] Senna Pod? Run? I made a joke then.

SENNA: Not as big as the one your parents made when they had you.

MUDDLES: I’ve just heard on the radio about a burglary at the local Ikea.

SENNA: Was anything stolen?

MUDDLES: They’re not sure, the police are still trying to piece everything together. [laughs]

SENNA: Somebody ought to try piecing your stupid brain together.

ROSE: Why don’t you ask your father to let you go to the concert your highness?

SNOW W: But the Queen will be furious if I go behind her back, Rose.

SENNA: Take no notice of the old windbag your highness.

SNOW W: All right then, I’ll go and ask him.

ROSE: I’ll come with you as backup your highness.

Exit Snow White and Rose [SL]